February 2011
exmedium replied to your post: i’m sure you all knew this was coming:
PIZZA PARTAAY!!! I’m having a beer and chips party right now.
Lord, I am so jealous!
I have to stay late at work today anyway, so PIZZA PARTY delayed. I’ll be adding lots of beers to my pizza party I think. Possibly a Portlandiaaaa episode.
i'm sure you all knew this was coming:
PIZZA PARTY WHEN I GET HOME.
an hour and a half left of work. i've eaten half...
i have problems.
January 2011
HAIRCUT SUGGESTIONS NOW.
I’m in the grow out phase, I have shit bangs and it’s almost to my shoulder.
PLS HELP.
My bosses always have illegible handwriting. And they need me to type out their notes and I can’t and it’s not my fault goddammit.
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My favorite workdays are the ones where I don't...
whoanikki replied to your post:Today was the first day I’ve ever worn headphones on PDX public transportation. Today was the first day anyone’s tried to talk to me on PDX public transportation.
MY LIFE
What is WRONG with people?
I’m standing in a crowd of other people, waiting for the Max, and some woman is like “EXCUSE ME WHERE DO I BUY MY TICKET.”
Bitch,...
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Today was the first day I've ever worn headphones...
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ugh, more like chicken pot die.
DYING.
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chicken. pot. pie. comaaaa.
What I would give for a British Guy to call me...
mcqueens:
dontquityourgayjob:
likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo:
itscauseyoureafuckinelf | et al | accionatnat:
Jim Sturgess called me “love” when I met him so
Christian Coulson called me love when I met him so
i called myself love in a english accent when i looked in my mirror so
I got called love by a homeless British guy on the bus trying to buy drugs so
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exmedium replied to your post: exmedium replied to your photo: Cat. It’s a cat….
Oh :(. Poor kitty. At least we now know it wasn’t some deformed half human, half opossum roaming the streets.
I kind of wish I hadn’t gone back to investigate, so I could continue thinking it was some weird deformed monster possum baby. The truth is just sad.
I’m going to continue calling it...
exmedium replied to your photo: Cat. It’s a cat.
A cat…WITH FUCKING FINGERS?? I’m scared, and not convinced.
the cat was smooshed so bad that it broke all it’s bones and separated it’s little toes and made them look like deformed fingers.
squished tabby cat leg.
I'M SICK SO DRINKING BEERS IS OUT.
MIMOSAS FOREVER BECAUSE OF THE JUICE.
fourkicksfourkicksfourkicks replied to your photo:Please someone tell me WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS….
whuuuuuuuu… Where exactly was this?
NE Glisan right off 60th, mere blocks from my apartment.
We determined it’s a cat.
:(
exmedium replied to your photo:Please someone tell me WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS….
FUCK! @_@
I knowwwwww!
:( Scary.
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fourkicksfourkicksfourkicks replied to your post:okay, well, turns out I can only eat two doughnuts. or donuts. or whatevethefuckeveridon’tcare.
So… what you’re saying is, you need assistance?
Actually, yes, because I was going to bring my doughnuts/donuts to work with me tomorrow, but I’m in the office alone which means I’d just eat them all day and for realsies be ashamed. So...
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exmedium replied to your photo: My dinner. Is this bad? Or… I included a fruit.
There isn’t a ruler long enough to measure my envy.
I was going to feel ashamed but you and some other important people seemed to appreciate my dinner choice so I am now proud of my doughnut/donut purchase.
It was $1.99 for ALL OF THOSE. I couldn’t not buy them, it would be WRONG.
okay, well, turns out I can only eat two...
gotta get that apostrophe in.
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A crazy man told me to fuck my mother and called...
<3 you forever, downtown Portland.
Hate you forever cigar smoking crazy guy.
I was just horribly, horribly wronged by miso...